MEN

 I was having a conversation with a friend of mine last week and she said something profound! Men love their male friends to a tee but keep women to have sex with. This blew my mind and I did not believe it at first till she explained. A man will spend all weekend in a bar with his friends staggering home at wee hours of the morning only to black out in the car parking and after regaining consciousness, he showers and dashes out again to hang with the boys! In truth, most men live like this. They spend 80% of their lives with their boys leaving their families suffering and yearning for that attention. The only attention the women get is when they have the quick sex moments which end so fast hence frustrates them. In this, marry your friend. Marry someone that loves hanging out with you. Someone that will take you out, flaunt you to his boys, someone that will switch off his phone all weekend to just hang out with you. Someone who will curse in traffic from work because all he wants is to get home to you, telling you how his day was. Lesson, marry a friend. Not the first person you think of getting pregnant for... that is what is ailing most marriages. When all fails, friendship prevails.